A-glide

Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.

I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.

by FireStxr February 8, 2024

sugar-glide

the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.

I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.

by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.

Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect

by houston23 December 17, 2014

A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.

Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.

by k80theshade April 17, 2023