gerber

When you are so spun out hammered that your face takes on the look of the baby in the gerber ads.

Holy dude, you don't need anymore beer - you've been gerbering for the last half hour.

by joeld October 2, 2005

gebert

A yellow sled

so wow
much gebertsled

by poelman November 22, 2013

gerberler

A straight guy whom puts things up his ass for sexual enjoyment.

Aw, shit..not again Bro--those two oranges and 4 frozen grapes you had stuck up there, suffering through the embarrassment of all those doctors, nurses, residents, interns, etc. observing the removal process, after stressing and sneaking off to the ER in hopes your girl wasn't going to figure out you're a gerberler wasn't enough for you to learn your lesson..? I guess not, because here you are again, like many gerbelers, back in the ER with____stuck up in your ass!

by Th8ReaR May 31, 2017

Gernert

One lacking emphasis; a person who is dull, boring or bland.

"Stop being such a dumb gernert and ride the rollercoaster already!"

by GERNERT July 20, 2009

Gerber

A Bitch. A teacher who hates everyone and everything is known as a Gerber.

Fuck gerber failed me a 64, shes such a bitch

by Matt Bullen November 13, 2003

gerber

Gerber, or the ghetto, in rural Atlanta areas.
Know as "the gerber" because of all the baby diapers thrown out of car windows on the highway.

Gangster: Yo, BeeZee. Look at them diapa's on tha road.

BeeZee: Yeah, thats them gerber diapa's. Goddamn ho's be throwin outa the winda's

by vanilla gorilla. fo rull December 28, 2005

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009