gerberbaby

When u fuck a girl so good she goes to sleep an while she's sleep you put your dick in her mouth

Her: damn bae u fucked me so good last night u put my ass 2 sleep. But why did i have a mouth full of cum this morning?

Him: oh i gave u that gerberbaby last night

by Gerber baby March 16, 2015

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

gerber

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper

Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.

by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007

gerber

1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded

The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.

by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

gerbrat

An impertinent though imbecilic child

He's a real gerbrat

by DeGeK October 8, 2008

gerberglestix

a word expressing extreme, exagerated frustration!

person # 1 : dude justin beiber's on the radio

person#2: Gerberglestix!!! i HATE HIM!!!

by rockstarperson#1 October 5, 2010

geberated

means that something is proper created

e.g. in information system: Message has been geberated

by jouda November 19, 2010