frictionary

A lexicon of words designed to irritate or cause conflict.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

FRICTIONARY: I didn't understand the nasty words they were using to create friction, so I looked them up in the frictionary.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

by NGSCDK February 10, 2010

farction

n. A fraction of a fart.

"Bobby did you just fart?"
"Nah, it was just a farction"

by toastyj August 28, 2014

ass fraction

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

National Function Day

August 9th

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day

by matthewgreim August 8, 2021

Function

If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.

Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.

by SExSD October 21, 2011

Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.

(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%

by ChadGSon October 19, 2009

friction

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.

Mmmm...friction...

by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003