A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.
A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.
by Peado Bear December 3, 2010
Get the Funnel Trumpetmug. by Kobiath Bryant May 27, 2016
Get the Fart Funnelmug. A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.
by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005
Get the funnel gamemug. A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
Get the Resource funnelingmug. The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth
by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021
Get the anal funnelmug. A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013
Get the pee funnelmug. by whit3o January 3, 2015
Get the lazy funnelmug.