A fuckletini is a drink made from a shot of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee whiskey and the breast milk and squirt from a woman, preferably goth or Asian Latina.
Hey bartender, I’ll take one fuckletini please and thank you. Actually make that two if she’s hydrated well enough.
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.