fonest

A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest

Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"

Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.

(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)

1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...

James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.

2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)

Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST

Mufasa: arf arf arf

Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?

Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...

by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008

fone

Exactly the same thing as a cell phone, but with one of those 'everything plans' that encourages the user to use it for everything but it's original purpose; which is to talk to people using speech rather than text. This then defeats the original purpose of the cell phone; thus creating the fone.

All context usage is exactly the same.

"I got a message on my fone, let's see what they wrote."

by morofry April 17, 2010

Fhone

Text sent by a poor spelling gangster trying to say the word 'phone'

Man, my fhone got turned off

by mspecp June 5, 2010

Froner

Freedom Boner.

A boner brought on when overcome by the pride of being 'Murican!

Bro 1: Dude, check out that Bald Eagle up there!

Bro 2: That is sweet, it is giving me a Froner

by Smman July 5, 2014

foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

by Abort December 15, 2008

fone

english - slang for mobile phone "fone", wireless phone, smart phone, prepaid phones.

"fone" - Fone Telecom - a mobile phone solutions company in Indiana, United States.

"fone" - fone is a brand name for prepaid mobile phones in the United States

"fone" - unique term, unique spelling for phone

"fone" - unique brand name for mobile phone products

fone prepaid
fone mobile
fone wireless
fone telecom

by wireless blogger February 27, 2014

Fone

A device used to relay communication between one and Tony, or any other fat dudes on the internet whenever one sees a blonde airbrushed model. Originally coined by AJ Nebraska

omg the new sports illustrated swimsuit edition just came out! GET TONY ON THE FONE!

by .adam.escape. March 5, 2005