Fountain of Spoof

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow

Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019

fountainofpiss

gay

fountainofpiss is gay

by annieleonhartswife July 22, 2021

Fountoukakos

Fountoukakos is the bestest of the best brothers you would ever have. He always helps you with your problems and loves you, but sometimes he doesn't show it. Love him with your whole heart or else I will break your bones:). He is smart and a charismatic boy. HE IS SOOOO CLEVER LIKE UGH HE KNOWS EVERYTHING, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S SO ANNOYING AND YOU WILL FEEL DUMB NEXT TO HIM

Fountoukakos loves you
Fountoukakos hates spaghetti

by User2838282882837727 November 21, 2021

Coke Fountain

The 3 ft. or so fountain produced when you add a peppermint mento to a can of coke.

We made a coke fountain so big it blew some guys glasses off

by Joshyboy1000 February 3, 2007

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.

The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016