pish flaps

also known as fanny flaps or beef curtains

her pish flaps were dripping with spunk

by Freedom for Scotland November 7, 2003

piss flaps

A part of the female external genitalia, pussy lips

Lick your ma's piss flaps yuh cunt!!!

by RhiVanHaw August 19, 2009

pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

by mikef91 August 12, 2005

Cat Flaps

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

by R. cook November 10, 2004

Fraps

A computer program used to record video games and other computer activity instead of using a shitty camcorder to get crappy low resolution videos and making an ass out of yourself on YouTube.

Often used to create a Machinima.

I captured my epic headshot triple-kill on Fraps!

by Spades Neil July 5, 2010

piss flaps

the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet

I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...

by M.Powers April 12, 2006

fnap

Short for "fap and nap." Masturbation, followed by a short and extremely satisfying nap.

Sorry Jenny, I can't go out with you in 20 minutes, I'm gonna go fnap. How about in an hour and a half?

by poundmaths February 25, 2010