Indication that the female genital region is offensively pungent in the whiff department.
Often caused by repeat arousal to the vagina producing pussy juice that is subsequently not washed. Non washing of the vagina encourages gremlins and germs to proliferate and these cause the smell.
Derogatory term for someone who smells bad.
Gladys had a very smelly cunt - I couldn't bring myself to lick it!
Oi Johnny! You're a smelly cunt - that fart smelled like a fisher wive's dirty pussy!
Sweet tasting, often milky or off white goo that oozes from the vagina during the course of the day/night.
Leaves small stains in the gusset of women's knickers. The amount can vary from woman to woman and is also directly linked to the amount of arousal experienced over a given time.
*Not to be confused with any fluid involving semen - the female minge removes this quickly and this fluid is known as: Creampie crust or simply - spunk
Often girls out on the town getting pissed and on the hunt for meat will experience more discharge than someone watching tv soaps or doing the washing. This is why when pulling off a pair of womens snatch warmers the gusset will stick to the goo as you peel them off - worth a sniff if it's still moist....
As Felch picked up his room mates thong he was attracted to the milky crust she'd left behind - a quick lick and a sniff satisfied his curiosity - it was good ol' vaginal discharge - aka - pussy milk / flange fluid / vag gunk
the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet
I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...
Slang term for female gentialia.
"With a hey nony nony and a ho hi hum,
I can feel the need for a play with ya front bottom!
Witn a no and a ney, she had a play with him,
And upon feeling it's size, gasped and slipped it up her quim!"
Eer Brenda, gis us a lick of yer quim
I love the smell of fresh quim in the morning
Derogatory term referring to a person like a dork but more stupid
May well wear baggy trousers and walk with a stoop, looking at the floor, whilst small children throw shit at them
No! That's my leg! - you dorf!
Eat shit Dorf - you don't know shit!
You think The Darkness are kool - you're so a dorf!