Eating flowers 

A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling.

Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!

Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! =']

Eating flowers by Her Blanket August 12, 2008

punching flowers to sleep 

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

punching flowers to sleep by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

Ass in flowers by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

man flowers 

When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol

"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

man flowers by Profius March 29, 2008

leprechaun flowers 

weed, marijuana

first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002

he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano

leprechaun flowers by sircasey February 15, 2009

guilt flowers 

Flowers given to a woman by her husband or boyfriend to make up for something that he is guilty of, but she doesn't know about. Usually, guilt flowers are given by the man without any apparant reason and as such are accompanied by a card that says something like "Just because". When actually, the pang of guilt after he cheated on his partner, or when he chose not to tell her about the visit to the strip club with the guys, or whatever sin he committed, overcame him and he felt he had to make it up to her, while not having to confess to anything.

Sam: I met this hot woman on the elevator at work this morning. Something came over me and the next thing I knew I'm asking her for her number. Jennifer will never know about it, but still, I feel bad I did it.

Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.

Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?

Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.

guilt flowers by Ricky Pompeii April 21, 2008

Eating flowers 

A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling.

Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!

Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! =']

Eating flowers by Her Pillow October 8, 2008