Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Fathead

You’re bestfriend who has a fat head nah I’m just playing its an affectionate way of saying they are ur bff fr

“Yo fathead how you doing?”
“Lindsay, Annalise, and Teaona are fatheads.”

by User3281782 January 20, 2022

Flaphead

Like a dickhead but with female genitalia

You’re a massive flaphead

Shut it you flaphead

by Carloslinks May 21, 2022

fatheaditty

a rich ass nigga #RR

when you see fatheaditty you see all the hoes with him

by anonymous July 23, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

fathead

a fuckin dumbass who basically thinks they're the shit and know everything

Person 1: Yo bro, is that a card?
Person 2: Yeah man! It's free cash!
P1: How? Let me see that.. this is a credit card, you owe them money.
P2: I bought 50 MacBooks though.. I thought it was free money
P1: No you fucking fathead.

by James Clemates August 16, 2024

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024