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Flexsexual

A sexuality created on Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 for people that feel no romantic and no sexual feelings toward anyone what so ever no matter what's done.
"Bro what sexuality are you?"

"I'm Flexsexual!!"
by TheWarriorCatFanBoy June 2, 2022
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Flexest

I am the flexest person you will ever meet.
by yzus January 31, 2023
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Flexer’s Right’s

When you flex a specific object as yours to an audience of people, in doing so, anyone who obtains the same object as you could be called a copycat or follower, even if they had it before you as long as you flex it first.
I don’t care if you bought it first you never told anyone about it like I did, therefore I have Flexer’s Right’s you copycat.”
by Creature666 July 2, 2023
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Flextext

The act of showcasing one’s lifestyle, achievements, or possessions in a casual or indirect manner via text messages, often with the intention of impressing the recipient.
His flextext is dropping mentions of his exotic vacations and expensive purchases in our group chat.
by awhinsby February 13, 2024
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fleexeedoodle

A silly word you can use:

1. At a party to get everyone hyped
2. To give someone a funny message on their phone
3. When you have nothing else to say
"Fleexeedoodle!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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flexeminism

A "cafeteria-style" approach to social justice characterized by the selective endorsement of feminist principles when they advance one's personal interests, social standing, or convenience, while disregarding or reverting to traditional patriarchal norms when those norms offer greater personal comfort or reduced obligation.

Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.

Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.

Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
After teaching a seminar on feminist theory, she displayed her flexeminism at home, insisting that her male partner entirely finance their home.
by HotCrossPuns February 23, 2026
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Flexes

"she flexes her power and success with a flick of her diamond-braceleted wrist"
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
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