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to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.
to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.
to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.
the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.
the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...
the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...
by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011
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Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
...
scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall
Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no
Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
...
scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall
Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no
by covox November 19, 2003
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Get the Flarted mug.Femi + Claire. Opposites that mix perfectly. A forbidden love that’s not so forbidden. Vocalized by few but encouraged by everyone. The most exquisite love making you could ever imagine. Interracial royalty.
Person 1: Damn. Who are those two? The sexual tension is radiating off of them.
Person 2. That’s Flaire. Femi and Claire. They should date… or just have sex.
Person 2. That’s Flaire. Femi and Claire. They should date… or just have sex.
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