A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.
by Jason Miller December 24, 2006

Much like the 'High Five' the High Fizzle joins two hands briefly with a slap and usually followed by a kaboot.
by Spandy May 1, 2005

by ugotmenjesus June 18, 2008

by Lunchbox January 17, 2003

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

by Derik hall March 14, 2015

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.
by SlopTopMop January 20, 2019
