Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

ur sister fister

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and worse than ur granny tranny combined

trevor: yo kyle ur granny tranny
kyle: ur dad lesbian

trevor: no u
kyle: ur sister fister
trevor: *dies instantly sun breaks a piece of*

by lolfagit 101 March 20, 2018

Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))

Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.

In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.

by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023

Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.

She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.

by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024

Super Fister

Basically a reverse birth

“Look at Jon! He’s up to his knees in there”
“Yes, Jon is a super fister”

by wizardvevksbv January 25, 2021

Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse

"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020