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Peninsula Fireworks

When shit spews out of your ass. It's like fireworks because it just spews out in little brown, green, or yellow sparklets. Sort of like diarrhea, but it comes quickly and it isn't much.
Been lighting Peninsula Fireworks all day. Don't think the porcelain can take it anymore.
by Wiggz January 15, 2015
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fireworks

Man, the fireworks tonight were so pretty, though it smelled wierd afterward!
by rockerr56 July 4, 2009
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Portuguese Fireworks

when you throw a lit cigarette butt onto a wall or sidewalk thusly creating an explosion of flaming ground tobacco resembling a fireworks display
a person of Portuguese descent throws a lit cigarette butt onto a wall and says "Hey! Look! Portuguese fireworks!"
by ayoforyayo October 8, 2008
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firework

Some useless shit that goes up in the air and explodes. Lasts 30 seconds, waste of money.
Dan: Oh shit, I blew all my tuition money on fireworks. O well...
by bensonthegumballmachine May 29, 2010
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African Firework

The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.

Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.

Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
by OnEsIcKpErV July 17, 2011
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Fireworks

A sly slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Can be used just to refer to mushrooms in particular or when you're really optimistic about the potence of a recent acquisition.

Also a good way to refer to drugs when talking to sober people who say hi to you on the street at random.
Stranger 1: "How's it goin?"
You: "Just waitin' for the fireworks, man."

Dealer: "You ever had these before?"
Buyers: "Nope."
Dealer: "They're some real fireworks. Have fun tonight, guys."
by Michael Gagne June 18, 2008
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fireworks monkey

A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

The screeching on the way up is amazing.

On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010
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