felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"
by citizenkane06 August 07, 2021
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Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.
I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.
by RtR80 November 09, 2022
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felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
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Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged
After hearing his son was leaving, The father is very Tear-Felt
by TheOne429 March 19, 2015
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Felted

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."
by nodrama.jpg May 07, 2022
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Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.
"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP
by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024
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felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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