felder

Cock sucking, ass crack showing, fucked up teeth whore.

My ex-girlfriend is a felder.

by Mattress pad October 6, 2016

Felder

The act of licking a line of coke from a girls navel to her clitoris and then going down on her

I have her a good Felder

by Beamo November 16, 2018

michael feldman

v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.

abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween

3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.

n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.

a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.

Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!

carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.

by michaelsobsession November 23, 2009

Feldmoch

To lick the perineum (or taint/gooch) during the act of fellatio.

This girl started to give me awesome head, but then she wouldn't stop feldmoching me.

by germandude123123 September 25, 2010

feldmaning

to trip or be out of control while on a "pleasure drug" such as X, heroin, or cocaine. The term is of course loosely based around the drug abuse history of former-child actor, Corey Feldman.

"Dude, check out lewis! he just did like 8 lines, and he is straightup feldmaning all over the place!"

by outercourse June 11, 2006

Feldo quick

A sexual act in which the gentleman lasts approximately 60 seconds or less.

Man that dude was quick, Feldo quick.

by Senor Papageorgio May 10, 2009

Feldog

A term used to describe an elf that has taken so much steriods he is larger than the average human.

Me: That guy over there looks funny.

Brandon: He's a feldog.

Me: What?

Brandon: You know a elf that took steriods.

by II Mich123 June 10, 2009