Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.

Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."

by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014

on my feed

A phrase referring to the Facebook news-feed, used after being accused of stalking a friend.

Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!

by MisterKnowItAll11 January 25, 2011

Buzz feed

BuzzFeed is a cancerous and very un-trust worthy "millennial" news website

Buzzfeed is literal trash

Dont go on buzz feed its gay lmao

by LiamH6969 June 13, 2018

bottom feeder

leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really for sustenance. a slacker through and through.

Bart wakes up and thinks to himself, "dang, i dont have any money still" so he leaves his wallet at home on purpose and later says to his friends, "Whoops, I forgot my wallet today again, could you please buy my lunch again?" what a bottom feeder.

by JMJ December 28, 2005

feebay

eBay. eBay has a high selling fee for items sold there.

Screw this ,I'm selling my iPhone on Craigslist rather than putting it on feeBay.

by rgarjr October 18, 2015

That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016

Coon Feed

Food that is stereotypically consumed by African Americans, although can include low-income individuals of other races
The term 'Coon Feed' can apply to:
-McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC...generally anything off a dollar menu
-Fried chicken and cheap snack cakes bought from a gas station
-Soul Food in general

Guy 1: Hey bro, you want me to get you something from McDonald's?

Guy 2: Nah man, I don't feel like gnawing on any Coon Feed today

by DW_Lingo December 9, 2012