Farfren

A friend who lives very far away in another country.

I have a farfren in the UK who is crazy as The Mad Hatter.

by Bookwriter July 12, 2020

Faff Queen

A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.

Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.

by TMGP January 22, 2005

baby faff

A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.

I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff

by babyfafflover May 23, 2007

Faffuck

1. An obese, or fat person who is also an asshole ( short for Fat Fuck ). 2. Stupid moron with a rather large body mass.

Omar yelled out seriously rude remarks to the man in the car next to him. Not knowing he did anything wrong, the man shrugged and started his car. Omar then climbed into his car, and it sagged heavily from his huge weight. Suddenly, the man next to him yelled over "Shut your damn mouth you dumb Faffuck!".

by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011

faffy

Something or someone that is flowery, girly or gay.

1. You're faffy.
2. This salad is pretty faffy.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Farfanoogin

Farfanoogin is the way a moron pronounces Fahrvergnügen, a German neologism meaning "driving enjoyment." It is often parodied or used when the speaker does not speak German, but wants to use a German word.

Moron: "Did you see that German guy? He's a real farfanoogin if you no what I mean."
Normal person: "I don't even know who you are. Why are you in my house?"

by Myhandlewastaken November 9, 2018

faffuccino

A beverage purchased from Starbucks which causes a delay and a queue to form. Particularly popular with the person in front of you when you are rushing to get coffee at the station for the morning commute.

Sorry I'm late, the daft tart in front of me ordered a faffuccino

by geoffthedude May 29, 2010