Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 03, 2024

Farded

A big, loud, smelly fart

"bro what was that sound"
"sorry bro i just farded my bad"

by ILOVEEATINGBREAD May 10, 2022

shided and farded and came

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 13, 2022

shided and farded and came

where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 13, 2022

fard

The expression "fard" can be used to exclaim your frustration with a subject or can be used as a one word sentence as filler for silence, sometimes it can even get people to laugh.

1-Oh fard! I'm late to work!
2-Fard.

by MrB-14y837423213875t2315 October 19, 2022

fard

The variation of the famous word "fart" but in the 21st century humor section.

Man bro i just had an aneurism and a fard at the same time fr 💀

by hello848 March 20, 2022

Fard

The two words "Fat" and "Retard" combined to make the word "Fard".

A word or phrase used to call out a obese or mentally crippled person for being a obese or mentally crippled person. It may also be used to substitute the word "Fuck" or "Fatass".

Person1: Damn, look at that fat retard.
Person2: You mean the fard?
Person3: Shut the fard up you fard.

by POLERX4 March 27, 2022