by sk8er_bob December 20, 2004
Get the fiffy mug.Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for they can say nothing without being attacked in an unleashing of she-bitch rage.
Larry: That bitch be a mad faify today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day working with retarded children was. If i say anything negative now, I might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day working with retarded children was. If i say anything negative now, I might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.
by Chris Jessie February 2, 2008
Get the faify mug.someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!
'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"
also "I have faff, must faff about!"
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"
also "I have faff, must faff about!"
by pob1 June 24, 2006
Get the faffer mug.To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.
1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.
2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.
2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.
by prasunc July 29, 2008
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