Facecrack

A popular method of social networking turned into an addiction.

"I spent 2 hours at work today on facecrack when I was supposed to be working."

by TM the great October 12, 2009

FaceSpace

v. To simultaneously spend time on Facebook and Myspace

Jenn, if you could facespace it a little less you would cut down the amount of time that you are online.

by Andrew van Leeuwen May 2, 2008

Finland Facemask

While sixty-nining, the male stretches his scrotum across his parnter's face.

"Who knew she'd suffocate when I gave her the Finland Facemask?"

by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008

facemask

When you are done banging some chick you blow your wad on her face then wrap her face real fast with saran wrap. After you do this you punch her in the face.

I facemasked an ugly chick last night

by Knight December 13, 2004

Finland Facemask

When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask

-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.

by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006

facestalk

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009

Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.

Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.

by PiGH December 16, 2008