facehooker

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

by Koala Bare July 2, 2009

Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking

-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"

by H. Jane August 21, 2008

facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

facehooker

a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.

Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.

Dude, what a facehooker.

by Spiffy Pants July 25, 2009

facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.

Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!

by LG- cuz lifes really good... April 20, 2009

facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.

Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."

by imnotbill September 29, 2010