Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook

A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....

by ChopZ March 27, 2013

facebooklize

(adj.) things or action changed into be done with facebook, like office work or normal social become doing on facebook, we call it "facebooklize".

People nowadays are really facebooklized, i can't even find someone to talk unless i go online to facebook.

by chatsoldat April 24, 2015

Faceboobed

When you accidentally bump the friends request on Facebook with your boob.

OMG I can't believe that I just Faceboobed him.

by Blondie09 May 5, 2016

facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.

Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?

by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.

what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker

by howareya79 April 4, 2011

facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.

"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"

by Sarah King March 25, 2008

Facebooked

The point at which a database application or software becomes very large and it's processes become so interconnected that it begins to modify the users behaviors required to perform what were simple tasks at conception.

Particularly applies to database access software used by large numbers of people to perform a large variety of tasks.

I used to be able to send out a form letter to our customers by asking 1 person. Now with the new computer system I have to send a request to Suzi, then it gets sent through 30 people before the letter can even be written. God only knows who finally ends up writing the letter! This system is totally facebooked!

by Bikejunky June 14, 2011