failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

by Vikodin March 1, 2007

Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.

The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.

by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019

That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009

failedge

another word for fail, but this word we arent immune to yet so it has more effect on other people.

someone 1: FAILEDGE
someone 2: ahhh, dont say that, im not immune to it. its hurts me so much. im getting really mad now!!

by bayyliee September 28, 2009

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

Fableem

Fableem

You look fat

“How does this look”

“I don’t know kinda fableem 🤷🏽 ♀️“

by S{he} be{lie}v{ed} 🤩😎 April 6, 2019

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021