Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

Father by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

Father by Mayo_river June 13, 2021

Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

Father by EatGlueee July 21, 2021

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

Father by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

Father by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

Father by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

Father by Racist white guy November 14, 2021