equal rights equal fights

"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.

traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.

this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.

male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022

Equalist

An equalist is noble, intelligent wo/man that believes in the equal treatment, but not superiority or inferiority, of all peoples, including genders, races, ethnic groups, etc. Equalists speak the truth, and sometimes the truth's blinding light scorches chauvinists. Watch out, Dick Masterson, the truth of equality will soon burn holes in your soul! Er, ahem... equalists, such as myself, will fight for ALL peoples, men, women, blacks, whites, Catholics, Buddhists, and so forth. Gender-Specific Equalists are INCREDIBLY common, and the astounding number of these people outweigh the sexists by far. Racial-Specific Equalists are a little less common, but more and more are popping up every day, thankfully! Religious-Specific Equalists are almost as common as Gender Equalists, many thanks to you. Take pride in whoever you are becuase it's not your skin, gender, or religion that determine who you are, but your actions!

Sexist person: Oh no!!!! An equalist! They'll bury all my malicious lies with their truths! Save me!!!!

Equalist: Die, sexist fucker!!! (Relax, we won't literally KILL you, we'll just mess you up so bad you'll wish we had.)

by All Powerful Lioness September 20, 2010

Equality

Equality - Something people have difficulty grasping.

People try to understand and practice equality, but in the end, they fail.

by FlareKitsune August 5, 2009

equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Equality

The excuse third wave feminists use as a way to cover up their maniacal man-hating tendencies.

For example, "Feminism is about equality"

by Iggleboz October 9, 2018

Equalist

Someone that doesn't just believe in "Black Lives Matter" or these Feminist, but believe that everyone should be treated the same as anyone else it doesn't matter about their age, height, gender, religion, race, where they come from, their income, how they look, their job or lack of, or their title such as "teacher" or "cashier" until that person shows that shouldn't be treated the same like if they bullied someone, lied to someone, hurt someone, stole, or anything of the sort.

"Are you a Feminist?"
"No."
"So you don't believe in women's right!?!?!"
"No, I'm an Equalist. I believe in everyone's rights to be who they are as long as it isn't something illegal. So, I believe in my rights, your rights, and the man down the street that I have never talked to's rights."

by ComZeroGaming August 21, 2017

Equalist

An activist that not only supports woman, but as well as men.

As a Equalist, I think if woman can wear a skirt and get their nails done, so can men.

by UT_Dis March 11, 2019