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desk envy 

Desk envy: A new employee notices the strikingly visible and well-proportioned desk of a manager or senior executive immediately recognising it as the superior counterpart of his or her own little desk and from then on he or she is subject to desk envy. They have seen it, knowing that they do not have it, and want it.

Symptoms:
In desk-dominated organizations, patients displaying the symptoms of desk envy express a wish to take possession of a larger desk at any cost. Management within these organizations have learned to use this uncontrollable urge for a large desk as a motivational tool and have started introducing a variety of desk sizes within the office, while keeping the largest desks for themselves. To paraphrase Jean Cournot the thing about which there is most consensus in this world, much more than the notion of common sense, is the difference between desk sizes. Recent research has empirically shown that emphasizing the difference in desk size can become fatal to an organization.

Treatment: The cure is very simple by keeping all the desks the same size the organization will avoid desk envy. Care however should be taken not to make the desks too small as this might lead to a desk inferiority complex. Patients who suffer from a desk inferiority complex might catch, while visiting other companies, office envy.

Our company president suffered terribly from desk envy, he always wanted to have the largest desk in the organization. When he retired his desk filled the whole room so he had to move in and out of his room through the window.
desk envy by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008
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When you see someone with super sweet nike's that you want to jack.
Damn! Look at Katie drool over Nick's new Nike's!

That bitch has Nike envy.
Nike Envy by kteegan April 4, 2011

dish envy 

Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Hank was eagerly anticipating his scallops when the waiter brought the stuffed pork chops to the man at the table next to him. Unable to avert his gaze, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.
dish envy by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
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Avatar Envy

You watch so much Avatar: The Last Airbender that you start to believe that it's possible to move water, earth, fire and air without making physical contact. You get extremely depressed when you realize that it's JUST. NOT. POSSIBLE...
I watched so much Avatar that I decided to try and do a water whip with all of the condensation on the window. It didn't work. I have Avatar Envy.
Avatar Envy by Pseudonym667 June 22, 2011

Pixel Envy

1. Envy of another person's higher-resolution camera or flat-panel display screen.

2. The sudden realization that 8 Megapixels no longer cuts it in the digital photography world.
"Daryl has a bad case of Pixel Envy ever since his girlfriend got that new 10 MP Nikon SLR. He may never recover."
Pixel Envy by Peter Kobs September 4, 2009

wiener dog envy 

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.
There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

boob envy 

when small chested girls constantly look at the chests of others
im not a lesbian-- i just have boob envy
boob envy by KIKIKANNNNN August 4, 2007