a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.
by lolcarson March 12, 2019
Get the Sticky envelopemug. by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016
Get the Lady Love Envelopemug. by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018
Get the getting envelopedmug. Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016
Get the Sealed Envelopemug. me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023
Get the Vanilla envelopesmug. by haigsvsbs April 21, 2018
Get the envelopemug. An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023
Get the Manila Envelopemug.