Enemy of Progress

Often abbreviated to EOP. Someone who hinders progress or positive situations.

John walks past as Lisa is taking a picture of something.

Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".

by vraidiscours May 14, 2014

enserioly

Enserioly. Originated from Nikki and Livvy, Enserioly comes from enserio in spanish. And it’s mixed with seriously in English, so it mixes and turns into enserioly. Overall, enserio + seriously = ENSERIOLY?!?!

(MUST BE USED WITH SMALL TONGUE FLICK.) PRONUNCIATION: EN SEDD EEYOO LEE!!!
you must say it fast.

“So he fingered the wrong twin”
“ENSERIOLY???!!!” livy gasped

“BRO DID YOU ENSERIOLY JUST STEAL MY VALORWANT ACE?”

“Camillio enserioly threw my elo!”

by Liv8780 April 28, 2023

Illinois enema bandit

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

by NWA10000 January 18, 2015

Must be an enemy stand

Explanation of everything

*happens some weird stuff*
Jotaro: That must be an enemy stand!

by Zurg0_omania March 14, 2018

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Bro has no enemies

“Bro has no enemies” is a phrase that can be used to describe a person who will forgive someone for doing the most disrespectful shit imaginable

Guy 1 “Did you hear Jhon forgave Blake after he slept with his sister?!”

Guy 2 “bro has no enemies”

by I have no enemies August 22, 2023

French Enema

The cleansing of your anal cavity using a fine aged wine.

The most exciting and innovative way to clean your butthole? French Enema.

by Timmy Pants October 15, 2010