emily

the devil

hi i'm Emily welcome to hell i will be your guide today

by ginger destroyer September 2, 2019

Emily's Army

Kick ass punk band from Oakland California. Named after a good cause. Check them out on myspace.
The End.

:)

Emily's Army.

by Zivmaster June 24, 2009

emily

From the very first moment you meet Emily, the way she looks at you will make you feel as if you've been friends with her your whole life. Emily is the only girl of your dreams who will come true. She will show up in your life disguised as the muse Serendipity or, "happy accident" and as convincing as she may be, Emily herself is no accident. At times, she may not always know exactly what she is doing. Nevertheless, Emily's actions will always be intentional and deliberate. It's easy to be fooled. She has the power to tear ANY man apart if she so chooses to but if your love for Emily is true, you will be able to gaze deeply into her endless brown eyes and see underneath her clever camouflage to discover that deep down, Emily is a diamond. Perfect and flawless. Her soul is as free as a new born baby and feels just as soft and cool, but she is no push over. She'll always do as she pleases even though you may not approve. It is wise to never ask Emily "why?". Doing so will make you go insane. If you happen to be lucky enough to have a friend named Emily then you are blessed with infinite inspiration and endless imagination. It is because of Emily that mankind has dared venture into the world of imagination.

Hero: "Emily you have made me so angry that I want to murder innocent happy good looking children!!!"

Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"

Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"

Emily: "I'm not telling!!"

by victoria31 August 28, 2011

Emily

Really nice person. But if you get on her bad side she will square up with you.

Ok ok I see you Emily

by ~jewel~ April 2, 2017

emilee

a really beautiful woman, who has the most beautiful eyes and who likes watermelon, who likes alternative and metal, a very good kisser, who treats her boyfriends really good, even if they treat her like dick

Person 1: wow is that emilee
Person 2: cant you tell shes cute and nice and beautiful and just look at those eyes

by Hyperfatty919 December 31, 2008

Emily And Jack

Are so cute and are the perfect couple

Stephanie: I wish I had a relationship like Emily And Jack
Caitlin: me too, I'm so jealous

by Miss-cutiepie April 22, 2013

Emily 18

A pornographic model (typically of the softcore variety) who gains distinction through her incredibly young appearances.

Although bearing several tattoo's, she frequently emphasizes on this trait by dressing up and acting the "sweet innocent little girl" role. Some may refer to her as "Decoy Jailbait"

As this may be the source of appeal to the vast majority of her fans, others feel incredibly filthy of this, as she plays a very convincing child.

Girlfriend: "DUDE, WTF!!! You sick pedophile!"
Boyfriend: "Relax! Relax! It's just Emily 18...that's what she does."

by Waffletron June 23, 2009