Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020
Get the Elimug. Man, that guy over there is being such an Eli, trying to go for every girl but can't decide which girl he wants
by BBC for the win January 28, 2017
Get the Elimug. The coolest , sweet, awesome, lit and funny girl ever. She is so sweet and kind to anyone she knows. She is one of the smartest and brightest people you know. She always smiles and never stops laughing. SHe is also fiesty and ready to party!
Eli is so cool!
by meow_unicornsprinkle January 12, 2017
Get the Elimug. 
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
by the ELI team April 6, 2009
Get the ELImug. A hairy, cuddly beast, who is big, strong, and protective. He also farts much of the day, and sometimes leaves the bathroom smelling horrid. Though, he is a big lover, and loves to eat and sleep, like a big bear. He is also reffered to as a beefy bean baerrito. To satisfy an Elis, you must give him back and head scratches, feed him, and please him however possible. Give him your utmost love.
by TehPersonwiththawords September 7, 2014
Get the Elismug. An amazing ginger who is super cool and funny !
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
by PSEUDONYMNMNM November 22, 2011
Get the Elysmug.