etard

someone who can't grasp the basics of forwarding,
replying, reply-alling and cc-ing emails!

Paul cc'd himself on an email he sent earlier - etard!

Sorry Paul, I appear to have copied in Carl instead of you...???!!! - etard!

by superstarbob November 22, 2007

etard

a person who is not retarded but is just stupid

corey:stop talking about magnets!
mackenzie:i wasnt talkingabout magnets u etard!

by macketteemmerly December 29, 2007

eetarded

Internet retarded

EGTD is an eetarded tattoo. But em loves it.

by dedtatts February 21, 2017

Eptark

The name of a totally cool made up dinosaur, the periwinkle peppersaurus, thought up in an Ikea. This animal often acts like a retard, but, strangly enough, has many friends and is very funny. Also known as the A-Plane.

Allie: What do Devon and the ocean have in common? They both have crabs!!!!!!!!
Devon: I don't even know why I'm friends with you, your acting like such an Eptark!

by Bernadette Clayton March 7, 2008

Eeparagon

An indication that the world is spinning counter-clockwise at a rate that may cause a pancake like appearance of the Earth's crust.

A spaceman sees a crushed landscape and says "Eeparagon!"

by BittleBot January 5, 2010

eftard

A variation on "F-Tard", as in "fucking retard"

Holy fuck, your boy is such an Eftard.

by BalzacBalzacBalzac July 9, 2011

Eyetard

An insult used when some one is incorrect in what they see

Man: "Dude it says here he went to The rapist."
Dude: "Let me read that...Man it says Therapist. What are you an Eyetard?"

by RadioWarsaw July 13, 2014