black elephant gift exchange

Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.

"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."

by Acaitia June 23, 2014

cum exchange

1.when one person takes the cum from a cock during a blowjob, and kisses it into the mouth of the other
2. when two guys kiss the cum from each others cocks back into their mouths

she came up and kissed me, dripping my cum back into my mouth, after she blew my cock; she cum exchanged into my willing mouth

by pntiemant July 7, 2009

Buffalo Exchange

Hipster thrift store located in urban neighborhoods. Clerks generally nice, find many deals.

Ex 1:

Young Boy "LOOK its a mexican jacket at Buffalo Exchange"

Gay clerk " *cough cough* its a ponchooo"

Ex 2:

Young girl "look i found the American Apparel shirt i was looking for only $10 cheaper at Buffalo Exchange"

by Urban Flavor June 25, 2010

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012

Turkish Exchange Route

The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.

Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.

by Fapalicious September 18, 2016

oral exchange

The act of performing oral sex only on each other.

We don't have to have sex but we can have a oral exchange.

Oral sex oral linguist

by I'm that somebody May 28, 2016