ebay 

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!

ebay by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ebay 

The place where sad, bored housewives go to pass the day instead of doing their house work.

I'm too nice to be rude.

ebay by The Geezer July 23, 2003

Ebay 

a place where your clientelle is a bunch of stupid people.

you can have this almighty mint cent, complete with abraham lincolns head engraved on it for just 1 dollar. act now and you can have a hundred of em for 3 easy payements of $50.

i got this penny on ebay

Ebay by mstrofobvious April 3, 2009

eBay 

An online e-commerce website than enables a user to trade their 'unwanted goods', that would frankly, before 2005, be found at the local charity shop or landfill site.

"I found a used condom on eBay, it was only 1p so I decided to bid on it and guess what?

I AM CURRENTLY THE HIGH BIDDER!

eBay by merrymuppets October 21, 2012

ebay 

A mythical place of great magical power.

Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." said Jace.

Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.

"Selling them on what?"

Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power

ebay by Lbmarch December 12, 2009

eBay 

when you don't want to know about other people's shit, their problems, that they're trying to dump on you

don't eBay me, I've got enough shit to deal with as it is

.. does it say "eBay" here?!! *points to forehead*

eBay by grimy_hose March 21, 2005

eBay 

The only place you can find electronic parts like capacitors for cheap and 99% of the time don't have to pay a overpriced shipping and its usually free. Retards think its only a place for auctioning so they always shop on Amazon getting ripped off because they end up always paying extra for shipping if the item aint over 25 bucks. If you want an xbox or mac book with good shipping deal and great customer service then yeah go to Amazon but don't follow the retard sheep crowd who only look for things thats commonly advertised and assume Amazon is best with everything sold on it. I've found killer deals on things that ebay sells and amazon doesnt plus ebay sells a hell lot more stuff than Amazon does and you dont have to bitch about paying for shipping if ITS OVER UNDER 25 FUCKING BUCKS, FUCKING READ STOP FUCKING MAKE JEFF BEZOS RICH BECAUSE YOURE BRAIN DEAD AND CANT PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK OR RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN GOOD LUCK GETTING A Phd IF THATS YOUR GOAL!

Hey dumbass! did you know Amazon almost always comes with shipping if it aint over 25 bucks and it takes just as long as eBay if its shipped from china? At least eBay is usually free shipping for small things from china.

eBay by poopee finger sniffer September 22, 2018