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Flat Earther

The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).
Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.
by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019
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Earth Angel

Religious or not, someone who often unexpectedly becomes a source of inspiration and support at a time when you need it most.
Someone suffering seemingly endless grief feels unexpectedly comforted by the sympathetic acts, presence, or encouragement of another, the "earth angel."
by MadDogTV February 8, 2010
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earthgasm

Orgasms experienced by ecosexuals.

When ecosexuals, or those into combining their love of environment with erotica, reach climax. Does not have to be through coitus, can be experienced in natural places after experiencing how amazing the natural world is. I.E after a great day in an old-growth forest, a national park and other places largely left alone by human hands.
"Doing it with a hippy gave me an earthgasm!"

"Wow, I think I just experienced an earthgasm!"
by Alvhuxly November 22, 2010
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earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.
*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.
by squad terms May 30, 2016
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Planet Earth Party

A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.
Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?

Ted: Nah, how was it?

Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.
by Brak_Attack30 September 11, 2009
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Build the earth

An amazing minecraft project about building the entire earth at a 1:1 scale. With thousands of builders and hundreds of thousands of members in the discord, this project has gained attention from users all across the world.
1. "Do you play Minecraft"
2. "Yes"
1. "Then check out Build The Earth"
2. "Hmmm..."
Later...
2. "Wow, this project is so addicting! Thanks for showing me this!"
by WhizBizz March 31, 2021
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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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