when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices
by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021
Get the Early Swirly mug.Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'
by Eric Booth November 17, 2010
Get the Stupid Early mug.1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do
"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"
by QuakerDan July 16, 2009
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Get the mad early mug.Employees (usually casino dealers) can request to go home early if there are more employees on duty than needed near the end of their shift. If they aren't needed they can get an Early Out.
by Melvin_M July 13, 2012
Get the Early Out. mug.The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'
You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.
Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.
You: Right on.
Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.
You: Right on.
by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008
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