Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"

Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"

by Leah October 6, 2004

Dyble

To Drink hard and get really really wrecked

Cor blimey I feel like I'm gonna get Dybled tonight.

Yeah he crashed his car, apparently he was dybled at the time.

by Mad Man July 1, 2003

physical dyslexia

A complete un-co at either sports or dancing.

Kate: Do u wanna dance?
Timmy: Sorry i have physical dyslexia.

by Nikki89 August 20, 2006

sexually dyslexic

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

dyslexican

A rare breed from the Mexicanus Dyslexctious family. A being of Mexican nationality that has a difficult time writing/ speaking english with slight similarities to dyslexcia.

Hector cannot tell his ass from his elbow, I think he's a dyslexican and needs Rosetta Stone.

by Beastn9 December 15, 2008

dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010

dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016