Dyscalculia

I have dyscalculia and it's hard for me to do math.
Dyscalculia is a specific learning disability in mathematics.
People with never might not be able to do times tables and not know how to divide or do fractions and percentages. People with this Disorder/disability aren't stupid. Most people who have this are really good at English and language skills. People who have this usually can't read time on clocks.

To pronounce it you say "dis-cal-cew-lee-ah". When a person has dyscalculia, you say that they are "dyscalculic" - "dis-cal-cew-leek".

Person 1: What is the square root of 50?
Person 2: Ummm I don't know.
Person 1: How about the time what it is?
Person 2 looks at clock,: Umm 3:09?
Person 1 checks watch, Time is really 9:03
Person 1: Dude I think you have Dyscalculia.

by RiuChan July 4, 2012

Dyslexic

A learning disability or processing disorder which causes a person to not be able to recognize words that are misspelled as easily as a person who does not have it. Also people with dyslexia commonly have difficulty reading changing words around and adding them in where they aren’t. People with dyslexia are by no means stupid, in fact sometimes they are much smarter or more creative since a different part of their brain is more developed than the part that deals with language. People recently have started using dyslexia as an insult or otherwise just to justify things they've done backwards or words they’ve misspelled, but it is an actual disorder that many people have.

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in second grade when my teachers noticed my odd reading habits and inability to recognize the difference between the letters b and d when I spelled things.

We knew to test my brother for dyslexia in pre-k when he spelled his name completely backwards, nhoj, on a homework assignment.

by Hart May 7, 2005

Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

by IQuarent October 24, 2016

woke dystopia

The period of time after the advent of social media platforms when tens of millions of people weighed in on events that they did not personally take part in, and yet loudly expressed outrage over despite having no personal stake in the incident, often simply as a tactic to destroy a percieved political or cultural enemy, by calling for the banishing of the ‘antagonist’ in their narrative from doing any public and private business.

Joe Biden suddenly found himself in the woke dystopia.

by Danksford Dictionary April 1, 2019

dyssexyamic

A disease which causes the victim to be sexy all the time. See also Jon Shields.

I am dysexyamic.

by Boris Elsid April 20, 2003

dyst

The undefinable, dreamy, one of a kind lad, salute to the gang

dyst you're so dreamy, you make me so creamy

by regulus :3 July 24, 2018

Mental Dysponexia

A mental illness where everything you think of has a sexual and/or inappropriate meaning. It is also known to bring random fits of laughter and psychotic voices that no one can replicate!

Kiralae has mental dyponexia.

Mom, i can't help it! It was the dysponexia!

by Wing Chang July 1, 2004