Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy whilst taking a hearty dump

Bob: man...how was that dump of yours?
Dave: man...it would have taken less time if that dumb bitch Catrina would have hurried with the dumpfuck

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

dumpfort

Level of comfortability while taking a dump

After straining on the toilet for 20 minutes Jennifer's dumpfort level ranked at a 3 out of 10.

Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.

"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."

by ThaExpertThalamus April 19, 2018

Dumpf

1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.

2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).

Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!

2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!

by LadyBookworm80 August 6, 2017

drumping

dry humping

We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Tonald Drump

The 45th president of Snited Uates

Fuck Tonald Drump

by Princess Karen September 11, 2021

Double Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy while both of them are enjoying a hearty round of defication

Bob: Yo Steve, how freaky was that Monica chick?
Steve: Well, i got her to agree to a Double Dumpfuck
Bob: Now that's a freak

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

Drumph

Donald J Drumph's original last name before it was changed when his ancestors moved to america...google it.

joe: Did you hear Drumph tweet about covfefe?
bob: yeah, what an idiot.

by ProbablyNotACop..ish June 8, 2018