A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.
As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):
"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."
As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):
"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."
As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.
by OscarG13 January 30, 2024
Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.
by Surfermatt November 16, 2013
Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.
by SiTav November 23, 2021
by JSS JAMES April 23, 2009
Someone who drags someone. Similar to a shader, or someone who shades someone. Someone who drags you for filth.
Omg this dragger just dragged me.
Omg this dragger shaded me.
Watch out for the draggers and their linguistic daggers!
A dragger is my worst nightmare because I cannot think on my feet.
Omg this dragger shaded me.
Watch out for the draggers and their linguistic daggers!
A dragger is my worst nightmare because I cannot think on my feet.
by LingDanc803 December 08, 2023
A can of beer that has been dragged behind a skateboard while bombing down a hill in San Francisco. Once the can gets a hole ground in the bottom corner, you promptly shotgun the beer and roll away victorious.
by Skullsnake September 02, 2021
Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.
Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST November 16, 2015