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one of the funnist movies ever jay and silent bob kick ass
person 1:did u see dogma
person 2: yeah it kicked ass
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DOMAG

An unlikely symbiotic coupling frequently spotted in the wild in impoverished 3rd World Countries in South East Asia.

Typically consists of a morbidly obese (or otherwise hideously unattractive) old German bloke, wearing'Tropical' floral prints and tight khaki shorts on a scooter with an unfeasibly gorgeous young asian girl (who weighs a minimum of 100kgs less than her sweaty balding suitor) clamped around his waist.

While technically referring to a couple, the correct usage of the derogatory term DOMAG generally only applies to the male in the 'arrangement'. eg :

"Goodness Phylis, can you take a quick snap of that enormous sweaty friggin' DOMAG over there, I wanna show it to Steve in accounts when I get back, he won't believe his eyes."

or....

"Yeah I'd love to go down to the beach, but you can't move for sunburnt DOMAGs and I'm not letting Mum and the kids near that lot".

Other closely related strains of the DOMAG family are MAGAGS (Middle Aged Guy Asian Girl), YAGAGS (Young Anglo Guy Asian Girl) and GISMO (A very specific localised Australian DOMAG/MAGAG/YAGAG native - derived from "Geek In Sydney Man Overseas").

The common uniting thread on all DOMAG variations is a new-found (completely misguided) affirmation of 'red-hot sexiness', and a willingness to continue paying for it.
by Maury_Povich October 28, 2008
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domain fucked

When, in the world of web design and development, your domain name is jacked by another person or company without your knowledge.

When a domain/hosting company forces long-term hosting packages on you for a cheap domain price.

When your web developer or designer owns your domain name and won't give it to you without paying through the nose.
I wanted to change web designers, and the dude who has been working on my site for the past 3 years owns the freakin name. I'm so domain fucked it's not funny.
by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006
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domainatrix

The ruling female tech geek who keeps track of web servers, dns, hosting and other technical geekiness required to keep her business running on the internet.
Dear Jane,

You're the Domainatrix, why don't you whip that dns web server into shape! How many domains do you own anyway?

Sincerely,
John Doe
The Domainator at ExtremeRestraints.com
by Kelly Eberhard April 11, 2008
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domani

oh that Domani you gotta love him he is a person that everyone needs in there life he is the most lovable person ever hes adorable sillier than anything sweet but can be a little grump at times but he will snap outta it if you dont know a Domani you need to :) i love my Domani and you will too!
you will definitly tell a domani from anyone else he is uniqe in his own way.
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dogma

Something which is considerred the absolute truth.

Usually without any philosophical argument or evidence.
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domai

An acronym that stands for Dirty Old Men's Association International.

Men who qualify like porn of younger women, the more like jailbait the better.
Wilbur loved surfing the DOMAI sites, it was the only way he could stir his 70 year old pecker to life.
by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
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