-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.
Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.
by Tamaki-chan March 30, 2009
Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.
Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.
by flame thrower March 26, 2009
The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.
- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
by dirtyChef November 26, 2013
No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.
by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 06, 2020
when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
by mike e boy September 06, 2005
The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.
by youreaglambert October 14, 2010
Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.
HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?
SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?
SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.
by Lauren!! July 07, 2008