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Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
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hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there
by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
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Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
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douchebabe

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."
by Breezy231 December 22, 2010
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Douchecat

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat
by AxeJazz March 24, 2009
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Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.
I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.
by deskjob October 18, 2009
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Douche Cake

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008
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