double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

Double Bogey

A crappy golf score (2 over par), but a good old-school movie night.

I would've shot par, but I hit the bunker and Double Bogeyed. Speaking of Double Bogeying, you should come on over and we'll watch: "The Maltese Facon" and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madres."

by King T April 25, 2010

double bass sex

Used to describe a sexual position used in foreplay where the man stands behind the woman, with his left hand on her left nipple, and his right hand on her vagina.

The man then proceeds to manipulate both parts of her body with the first and second fingers on each hand in a rhythmic fashion, ensuring that her nipple is gently squeezed between both fingers.

The position and action simulates that experienced by a double bass player.

Jesus mate, all she wanted was double bass sex, I was outa there.

by missadventure October 26, 2006

Smirnoff Double Black

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.

Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022

Double Bag Job

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.

nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010