Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

Doing a Yeovil

When a sports team deliberately uses underhand tactics, including taking advantage of their opponent's kindness to try to win. But still loses anyway because they are crap.

They scored early on by conning the ref, fortunately though they are Doing a Yeovil and we'll still win.

by Sultan_Pepper September 19, 2011

what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 17, 2018

i’m doing you

Having sex with you

I’m doing you tonight

by New ham January 1, 2019

you know what you doing

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

by baklava March 14, 2004

Doin' the damn thang

Used to emphasize that noone compares to you. Noone is seeing you. Noone is on your level etc..

Damn son, I saw you rush for 4 touchdowns on ESPN against UCLA, you was doin' the damn thang.

Look at mami over there in the midrift and spandex shorts, looking like she jumped off a magazine cover; she doin' the damn thang, that's why all them fat girls hatin on her.

by Nomad from Da Underworld October 16, 2009

Doing a Daniel

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.

by Ryme November 12, 2011