Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.

That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Dock Pussy

Dock Pussy, like his brother Dick Pussy, is one foul mouthed so-and-so. Dock Pussy is the kind of guy that reminds the teacher there was homework the day prior. Dock can take a long walk off a short pier.

Random Man: “Oh boy, Dick and Dock Pussy are coming into town this evening. Better alert the FBI.”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.

The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.

by Dallas logic March 6, 2022