Dirts

a group of shit bags from northern new jersey who get belligerently drunk and do things such as piss on things, throw garbage cans at parked cars, and generally just piss people off. if you see dirts coming hide your booze cause it will be drank and shittyness will ensure.

tonight is a {dirts} night. Lets pound a thirty of natters and and beer bath shell.

by dirtyburger October 26, 2011

Dirt

To engage in a furious session of masturbation to pictures of yourself, all while passing unsolicited life lessons to those around you, while they pay you absolutely no attention.

Dude, Steve totally dirted me today in the hallway...he made me late for my sales meeting AND got some jizz on my loafers

by Imrickjames February 15, 2014

dirt

short form of dirty used only by the super elite.

"man that test was dirt!"

by B__dizzle June 21, 2006

Dirt

A real push-over. They can sometimes be jerks and tend to be the most unliked person where ever they go.

"Dude, that guy is staring at us. What a Dirt."

by Certs January 2, 2004

Dirts

nasty, skuzzy people who dont know how to shower. and live their life as if if they were living underground or persay, in all dirt

That kid who hung himself hung out with all the dirts thank god thats one less.

by JustANobodyyyy December 14, 2010

Dirt

Referring to smokeless, or chewing tobacco. Because of it's rugged brown appearance.

Bob: "Yo Calan what kind of dirt do you have G?"
Calan: "Apple and Citrus Skoal bro-ski."
Bob: "I'll have some Apple Dirt if you do not mind friend."

by Blasius December 2, 2007

Dirt

the little crysty pices in ones ass

the dirt farmer harvested much dirt from his ass today

by bishop November 3, 2003